The Most Important Meal of the Day… is Weird.
Why so glum, friend? Are you feeling fatigued? Logy? Knackered?
Do you require sustenance? A boost of energy to reinvigorate your existence?
We have good news for you, then:
The Bravest, the Newest, the Weirdest… now in edible form!
Delivered directly to your body-meat, rich in nutrients and portion-sized!
Consumption of BRAVE NEW WEIRD is not for the meek of constitution. Possible side effects include:
Angela Liu - A Contract of Ink and SkinEmmett Nahil - Vining K.A. Wiggins - The Tangle (Did Not Kill Kitsault)Ainsley Hawthorn - Big Cats of NewfoundlandF.J. Bergmann - The Museum of Etymology[sarah] Cavar - Mad StudiesMatthew Mitchell - Knight RumorsAzure Arther - ReciprocityHannah Greer - To Be Human SJ Townend - I Have Seen Seven Bad Things Ira Rat - SoftKay Vaindal - Pig HouseSharang Biswas - Waiting for JonahTehnuka - You Can Leave Your Helmet OnTim Pratt - The Liminal Space Dating AgencyTiffany Michelle Brown - Full Immersion Leo Oliveira - They Remember FacesM. L. Krishnan - Measurements Expressed as Units of SeparationEmma Burnett - Plastic-eating fungus caused doomsday[2][3] Samir Sirk Morató - EGREGORE Shantell Powell - The Snow Hath No QueenPlangdi Neple - Not All Your Bones Are Yours Sonya Vatomsky - The Yolo WallpaperSusan L. Lin - Gravitational PullErik McHatton - The Man Who Collected LigottiZoe Kaplan - Traveling Salesman
Do not consume in direct sunlight.
Or moonlight.
Any light, really.
And, as with all Tenebrous Brand Consumables™:
Step bravely.
Do not panic.