Brave New Weird

The Most Important Meal of the Day… is Weird.

Why so glum, friend? Are you feeling fatigued? Logy? Knackered?

Do you require sustenance? A boost of energy to reinvigorate your existence?

We have good news for you, then:

The Bravest, the Newest, the Weirdest… now in edible form!

Delivered directly to your body-meat, rich in nutrients and portion-sized!

Consumption of BRAVE NEW WEIRD is not for the meek of constitution. Possible side effects include:

Angela Liu - A Contract of Ink and Skin
Emmett Nahil - Vining
K.A. Wiggins - The Tangle (Did Not Kill Kitsault)
Ainsley Hawthorn - Big Cats of Newfoundland
F.J. Bergmann - The Museum of Etymology
[sarah] Cavar - Mad Studies
Matthew Mitchell - Knight Rumors
Azure Arther - Reciprocity
Hannah Greer - To Be Human
SJ Townend - I Have Seen Seven Bad Things
Ira Rat - Soft
Kay Vaindal - Pig House
Sharang Biswas - Waiting for Jonah
Tehnuka - You Can Leave Your Helmet On
Tim Pratt - The Liminal Space Dating Agency
Tiffany Michelle Brown - Full Immersion
Leo Oliveira - They Remember Faces
M. L. Krishnan - Measurements Expressed as Units of Separation
Emma Burnett - Plastic-eating fungus caused doomsday[2][3]
Samir Sirk Morató - EGREGORE
Shantell Powell - The Snow Hath No Queen
Plangdi Neple - Not All Your Bones Are Yours
Sonya Vatomsky - The Yolo Wallpaper
Susan L. Lin - Gravitational Pull
Erik McHatton - The Man Who Collected Ligotti
Zoe Kaplan - Traveling Salesman

Do not consume in direct sunlight.

Or moonlight.

Any light, really.

And, as with all Tenebrous Brand Consumables™:

Step bravely.

Do not panic.